Man of the Year: Nick “GOOOOAAALLLSSS” Shute and Andy “Goal Hanger” Ogg (7)
Magic Moments: Phil “Pre-match poo” Richards & Nick Shute
Mother Fluffer: Arguably the most sought after prize this year. The top prize, for those of you not at the Christmas Party was a DVD. A DVD that some critics (and these are real Amazon reviews)…
Piste legend: “starts small but grows into something bigger”
Big Daddy: “Delivers more than it promises”
Anon: “soft to the core”
Peter: “A great representation of the soft core porn industry”
Is this about the DVD or the winner of this award? We will never know… but, the winner, with 6 Fluffs was: Phil “I love Wood” Richards
Best Social Moment: Stu Leaving
Biggest Summer Signing: Tadija “I’m not sure Orca are my sort of team” Popovic
Hardest Life outside of Polo: Dan “Irn Bru” Bedford
Where’s Wally: Gary “there he is” Bowen
Catas Trophy: John “Punchy” Holah – 31
Norbert Cup / Golden Hand: Nick “didn’t break 100” Shute (93)
Club Award: Ed Gamble – for having to deal with you lot every week!!
Only thing to say now is thanks for a great year, and let’s keep up the good work in the Thames league (2 wins so far)